The world is your Poultry, but the Chicks are Mine !!!

How do you make a Hot Chick check You out:


Okay, this one, I just love. I usually use the tube to commute. The Kolkata Metro is a hotspot for the better looking girls in the city. The best looking ones would ditch any kind of surface transport for obvious reasons. But, here’s how it’s done. First you need to locate one of them while on the platform. Slightly loiter around without arousing much suspicion. Just let her know that you have noticed her presence. Now, when the train arrives get in the same compartment. Usually girls don’t have to stand through the journey, unlike us, the darker sex. So, take advantage of the situation and place yourself 4-5 arms-lengths away from where the beauty is seated. Now all you need to do is to NOT look at her while you are standing there. Look at what the advertisement on the wall says, look at the shoes that the people are wearing, look at your watch, look at whatever but just don’t look at her. Do this for the next 10 minutes consistently and your job is done. Now that the next station is yours, move towards the door. As the doors slide open and you are just about to exit the train, give her a quick look, and Voila! She’s looking at you.


A word of Caution: Don’t go on bragging about it though, people usually don’t like be around Losers.